Gute Nachrichten! Die Republikaner haben endlich einen Plan, wie man die Klimakatastrophe doch noch abwenden kann!

“I understand from what’s been testified to the Forest Service and the BLM [Bureau of Land Management], you want very much to work on the issue of climate change,” Gohmert said, adding that a past director of Nasa had once told him that orbits of the moon and the Earth were indeed changing.

“We know there’s been significant solar flare activity, and so … is there anything that the National Forest Service or BLM can do to change the course of the moon’s orbit, or the Earth’s orbit around the sun?” Gohmert asked. “Obviously that would have profound effects on our climate.”

Es gab mal eine tolle Episode bei Star Trek TNG, in der Q auf die Enterprise strafversetzt wird, seiner göttlichen Kräfte beraubt. Als sie dann das erste Problem haben, fragen sie ihn um Rat, und er schlägt vor, die Gravitationskonstante des Universums zu ändern. :-)

6/10/2021